I am thrilled today to be part of the blog tour for Suzan Lauder's new release, A Most Handsome Gentleman. My thanks also goes to Janet Taylor for inviting me to take part.
"Elizabeth Bennet’s life is uncomplicated
until she meets a quartet of new men: the haughty but handsome Mr. Darcy, the
pert-with-a-pout Mr. Bingley, the confident and captivating Mr. Wickham—and
then there is her father’s cousin, the happy man towards whom almost every
female eye has turned.
Mr. Collins is HOT—well, incredibly
handsome in Regency-speak—beautiful of face, fine of figure, elegant of air,
his perfect clothing and hair matching his Greek god-like form. Unfortunately,
when he opens his mouth, Elizabeth wishes he were mute. With affected servility
and prideful self-conceit, he capitalizes upon his exquisite appearance and
fixes on Jane Bennet as his bride.
Can Elizabeth and Mr. Darcy form an
alliance to stop Jane’s suitors from issuing challenges—and will Elizabeth coax
a smile from Mr. Darcy?
Bestselling Regency romance author Suzan
Lauder delivers a hilarious Austenesque romance suitable for all readers of Pride and Prejudice."
It is with great
enjoyment that I join Sophie today to share the second half of the vignette
that was specially written for this blog tour. This new vignette is un-betad
and not edited, so there will likely be a few extra commas! This scene shows
the interview of #HOTCollins for the living at Hunsford. Thanks for hosting it,
Sophie!
As a treat for the
post, we’re wearing our Hallowe’en masks today! Special thanks to Janet Taylor,
blog tour organizer and graphic artist, for putting gorgeous masks on Lady
Catherine and Anne.
I am joining in with the masked look too! This was my first masked ball just a month or so ago during the Jane Austen festival. (Copyright: Owen Benson)
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A New Rector for
Hunsford Part Two
Note: To read Part One, refer to Austenesque
Reviews
Mr. Collins was
accustomed to ladies pausing when they met him and clever enough to know why—he
had been told a number of times that he was so amazingly handsome, he rendered
others speechless. He was bound and determined to impress these ladies and thus
gain the coveted position of curate at the well-appointed parish of Hunsford.
He prepared himself by running his hand forward over his perfectly mussed curly
locks whilst the butler announced him in what seemed to be a deeper than normal
voice for any man, let alone one so small and wizened in appearance.
Two ladies were in the
room and, sure enough, the instant they set eyes upon him, their jaws dropped.
He made his obeisance to the elder of the two, who must be Lady Catherine de
Bourgh.The great lady’s eyes threatened to pop out of her head, they were so
wide open in shock. To save her from embarrassment over her undignified facial
expression, Mr. Collins quickly averted his gaze. He then perused the face of
the lady who must be her daughter and the heiress to Rosings, Miss Anne de
Bourgh.
The daughter fared no
better upon gazing upon his exceptional countenance and form as she appeared
almost as if she might faint. At first, she trembled and sucked a hard breath
into her little chest through her wide open mouth, but when he made a perfectly
practiced bow in front of this little woman, she giggled and fluttered her
lashes at him. She was so swathed in Kashmir shawls that he had a hard time
making out if she was plump or thin, but she was so small, she must be barely
out of the schoolroom. But she was his future patroness’s daughter, and he
would pay her respects as she was owed, so he bowed and scraped some more at
her flirtatious reaction.
He cleared his throat
to prepare to speak, but all that accomplished was Lady Catherine, a large
woman who at one time would probably have been called handsome, glancing at her
daughter as if to admonish. But this lasted only for a second, and then she was
staring at him again, agog.
Mr. Collins dared not
wait for introductions whilst both were so overwhelmed they could not remember
their names. In truth, he had nothing to lose by launching into his speech.
After all, he had their undivided attention and could only hope that his words
would reach beyond their ears and into their understanding so they might be as
impressed with him as a cleric as they were of his fine face and figure—because
he was well aware that he had the finest face and figure they had ever
encountered in their lives.
“Lady Catherine, Miss
DeBourgh. I assure you in the most of unadulterated of opinions that I am
overwhelmed by my esteem for your venerable positions as I offer myself in the
most charitableof traditions to serve as rector of Hunsford parish. Indeed, it
is only due to my intellect and the strength of my admiration in anticipation
of your affability towards me that gives me confidence to lay my services at
your trusted and lovely feet. Please allow me to share my God-given talents
with the parishioners, so that I may honour the position with the exceptional
observances of those rites and ceremonies so appreciated by those who are
fortunate enough to be in the way of my great sympathetic existence. In return,
I flatter myself to say that I can promise—”
“You are very handsome
for a clergyman,” said Lady Catherine.
He was unprepared for
such frankness, so he paused, gathering his wits about him. He then brushed his
hands over his slim hips and responded, “Indeed. It is one of my many important
capabilities.”
Both ladies raked
their eyes over his figure as he had anticipated. He took this opportunity to
speak more about himself.
“Many important
ecclesiastical quotations can be found related to the value of a fine
appearance, and nothing suits a clergyman better than his own comforting
appearance in front of those he shepherds. In truth, combined with my
exceptional speaking ability, you will find that the position of cleric was
made for a man such as me. Not just any handsome man, but the handsomest of all
men. Many have said so.”
The ladies mumbled
their approval as expected. Miss de Bourgh once again fluttered her lashes as
she said, “You may count on my approval, Mr. Collins.”
Lady Catherine nodded.
“You need not work harder to convince me. The position is yours. Now, I will
call for refreshment to celebrate whilst you answer a few questions.”
Yes, his confidence
had not been misplaced, and he said as much to his new patroness and her
daughter. He had known that from the moment he had laid eyes upon them that
they were exactly the sort of condescending members of the church who would
find he must suit them very well. His exalted patroness’s questions and
directions were indeed so well appreciated that he rushed off as soon as he was
allowed so he could prepare sermons as per the fine lady’s useful direction. He
could hardly wait for her to inspect the parsonage and offer design advice.
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I suppose every fine lady of the manor who
likes to make herself useful would hope to find a handsome man to carry out her
officious orders! What do you think?
Author
Bio:
A lover of Jane Austen, Regency period
research and costuming, cycling, yoga, blogging, and independent travel, cat
mom Suzan Lauder is seldom idle.
Her first effort at a comedy, A Most Handsome Gentleman is the fourth
time Lauder has been published by Meryton Press. Her earlier works include a
mature Regency romance with a mystery twist, Alias Thomas Bennet, a modern short romance Delivery Boy in the holiday anthology Then Comes Winter, and the dramatic tension filled Regency romance Letter from Ramsgate.
She and Mr. Suze split their time between a loft
condo overlooking the Salish Sea and a
150-year-old Spanish colonial home near the
sea in Mexico.
Suzan’s lively prose is also available to
her readers on her blog, road trips with the redhead www.suzan.lauder.merytonpress.com,
on her Facebook author page https://www.facebook.com/SuzanLauder,
and on Twitter @suzanlauder.
Contact
Info:
Buy Links:
Amazon US (paperback)
Blog
Tour Schedule:
10/20My Jane Austen Book Club; Character
Interview, Excerpt, Giveaway
10/21My Love for Jane Austen;Guest Post, Giveaway
10/22Obsessed with Mr. Darcy; Review
10/23Austenesque Reviews; Vignette, Giveaway
10/24Tomorrow is Another Day; Review
10/25Babblings of a Bookworm; Guest Post,
Giveaway
10/26From Pemberley to Milton; Review, Giveaway
10/27Just Jane 1813;Guest Post, Giveaway
10/28 Darcyholic Diversions; Author Interview, Giveaway
10/29My
Vices and Weaknesses; Character Interview, Giveaway
10/30Half Agony, Half Hope;Review, Excerpt
10/31Laughing With Lizzie; Vignette, Giveaway
11/01Diary
of an Eccentric;Review, Giveaway
11/02So little time…; Guest Post, Excerpt,
Giveaway
11/03
Margie’s Must Reads; Review, GA
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My thanks again goes to Suzan for this great extract! My thanks also to Janet for setting up this tour.
I wish Suzan all the best with this release as well as any stories in the future!