Discover
what happens when Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy meet fancy and fantasy
in this novella-length ensemble of Regency stories.
- What if two inexplicable trails of words led to the
Meryton churchyard on the same blustery morning?
- What if Darcy stumbled across suggestive lines of verse
following Elizabeth’s stay at Netherfield?
- What if a rumored engagement so thoroughly shocked
Lady Catherine that she could not interfere?
- What if Elizabeth learned the last man she would
ever marry was the only man she could marry?
- What if every Bennet family member read the love
poem Darcy intended only for his bride?
With all
the intimacy and lyricism of a chamber concert, these five whimsical shorts
will inspire the heart, prompt a smile, and entice readers to many happy
returns.
Thank
you, Sophie, for hosting me at Laughing with Lizzie and participating in the
blog tour for A Fine Stout Love and Other
Stories. Each excerpt stop on the tour features an excerpt from a different
story. Today’s comes from “Neither Slumber Nor Sleep,” the third story in the
collection. Darcy has been prevented from returning to Longbourn to make his second
proposal, but an unlikely series of events are set in motion when a weary Elizabeth
seeks respite in a London church. Enjoy!
***
Soft
footfalls stirred Elizabeth from her repose. Mary must have come to check on
her, since she doubted having slept long enough for Jane to complete her
shopping and return. And Kitty had never measured up to the stealth of her pet
name.
An
impish idea flitted through Elizabeth’s mind, and she bit back a smile. Yes,
she did dare. Years had passed since they played such a childish game, but the
very unexpectedness could only make it more effective. Besides, Mary would
benefit from a healthy bout of laughter.
The
footsteps continued. One quiet heel click followed by another until, coming
even with her pew, they halted.
Elizabeth
waited in perfect stillness, forcing herself to feign sleep and heighten the
suspense until she could delay no longer.
“The
bed’s mine,” she exclaimed, opening her eyes and thrusting her hands in the air
all at once.
Her
observer leapt backwards and collided with the opposite pew. Black clad arms
and legs wheeled like a windmill. Unable to regain his footing, the man
capsized, and she was regaled with his upturned soles.
“Oh,
I am so sorry, sir.” Elizabeth jumped up and crossed the aisle, already framing
her apologies to the rector. “Are you hurt?”
The
dark eyes of none other than Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy stared at her from his
recumbent position on the pew bench. He shoved himself to his elbows. “Miss
Bennet!”
She
curtseyed but did not know where to look. If the heat in her cheeks was any
indication, all her blood must have rushed to her face. Of every possible
manner in which she might have encountered him, why must she succumb to a
juvenile whim at such a moment?
“Forgive
me for not greeting you properly,” he said, “but I find myself momentarily
indisposed.”
She
forced herself to look at him. His pose was so undignified, reclining with
knees elevated over the pew’s end, that were she not overwhelmed by
mortification, guilt and shock, she might have laughed. “Er… May I assist you?”
He
considered her for a moment and smiled, but did not accept her outstretched
hand. His legs found the floor in a smooth motion and he stood. Her eyes
followed his face until she was forced to angle her head back. She had
forgotten precisely how tall he was. Or how handsome.
“I
did not realize you were in Town, sir. Mr. Bingley said you were keeping
Christmas in Kent this year.”
“Yes,”
he smiled, “we did and are only recently arrived. I did not wish Anne to be
alone for her first Christmas without her mother, and she was not strong enough
to travel here.”
“How
very thoughtful,” Elizabeth said, struck by the fondness and consideration with
which Darcy mentioned Miss de Bourgh. Why had it never occurred to her that
more than cousinly concern might have kept him in Kent? “May I extend belated
condolences for your aunt’s death?”
“Thank
you.” He gestured to the pew she recently vacated, clearly wishing an end to
the prior subject. “I was making every effort to tread softly and not disrupt
your prayers, but...”
“Oh,
I was not praying. I mean, I was praying before, but just then I was—” How
could she explain?
“Lying
in wait for unsuspecting churchgoers?”
“No.
Yes. For my sister anyway, you see—” She laughed despite her embarrassment. “I
only meant to surprise her with a very silly game we devised in our girlhood.”
“That
will not do at all.” He shook his head. “I require a better explanation for
being compelled to such an indignity.”
She
could not decide if he was humored or offended. “In which case I am afraid I
must disappoint you, sir, as a better explanation does not exist.”
“Come,
Miss Bennet, you may at least acquaint me with the particulars of how this game
is played.”
“If
you wish, but it is of no consequence.”
The
corners of his eyes creased. “Your resistance has aroused my curiosity.”
Renée Beyea holds
an undergraduate writing degree from Taylor University and a Master of Divinity
from Fuller Seminary. She serves as full-time wife, mother to two sons, and
ministry partner with her husband, an Anglican priest and chaplain. Her free
time is devoted to crafting stories and composing poetry that delight the
senses and touch the soul.
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My thanks again goes to Renée for this fun excerpt! My thanks also to Jakki for setting up this tour.
I wish Renée all the best with this release as well as any stories in the future!
I wish Renée all the best with this release as well as any stories in the future!
I think I want to read about a shocked Lady Catherine that she could not interfere
ReplyDeleteLady C provides such rich fodder for authors, LOL!
DeleteThank you for this review & this great excerpt !!! Merci pour ce beau concours :)
ReplyDeleteMiette
Je vous en prie ;) (though I'm sorry I only know a few French phrases... and my name, if that counts) Hope you have a chance to enjoy all the stories!
DeleteI also want to know how that game is played!!
ReplyDeleteRead on... and it does come around again later in the story. ::grin::
DeleteI wasn't sure about this story but after reading this excerpt I've added it to my Must Read list. Thank you and do please add me to the giveaway!
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DeleteGreat review! Interesting and must put on my to read list! Good luck in your future endeavors in writing! Thank you and please add me to the giveaway!
ReplyDeleteThank you, MaryAnn! Volume 2 will be released this winter--5 more stories with a completely different theme. Please be sure to use the "a Rafflecopter giveaway" link/widget in the post to include your comment entry in the giveaway.
DeleteThanks for sharing with us the excerpt.
ReplyDeleteYou're very welcome! Last two excerpts this weekend--check the Blog Tour Schedule pinned on my FB page https://www.facebook.com/reneebeyea/
DeleteHmm, I'm a little reluctant to read the excerpts, since they're from "short" stories ... What will be left? (smirk)
ReplyDeleteIt was definitely a challenge to select excerpts that would pique interest without giving too much away... This is one of the funny moments in NSNS, but rest assured there are more. ;)
DeleteRenee, I'm thrilled that you know how to use the word "pique" !! :-)
DeleteGreat review! I'm swooning over these short stories....
ReplyDeleteWhat a sweet excerpt.
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